"Here! Do you see this in the paper? Thon Joseph McKenzie, the man that took those foties of us in the Gorbals back in the 1960s, is to get a retrospective at the McManus Galleries in Dundee."
"Do you think we'll be in it?"
"Naw, it's all his Dundee stuff, but might still be worth a visit. They don't ca' him the 'Father of modern Scottish photography' for nuthin'."
"Now, let's see who's tipped in the 3.30 at Ayr, I want to put a line oan..."
The exhibition - A Love Letter to Dundee: Joseph McKenzie photographs 1964-87 - opens at the end of March, and will be well worth a visit.